R U bullshooting us?

"The warden said I'm the fittest president ever arrested!"

It looks like he's scowling so hard that the folds of skin between his eyes are bleeding.

I guess if you self-report to prison, you get to self-report your vitals.

I wonder how many times I can comment on one meme.

All you want, Alf. All you want! 🙂

"Some say that his breath smells of Putin's lunch, and that he's scared of windmills. We know only that he’s called the Pig."