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'Twas the day of arraignment, and all through the House
Republicans grumbled o'er a big, orange louse
Unshocking their pique given what they'd endured
Toeing the line of a big, phony turd; The lies they had spewed "in the name of the Red"
"The truth isn't truth," "doubt the eyes your head"
Credibility lost through flap after flap
But such is the price of peddling crap; Conspiracy theories and talking point chatter
None of it, now, in the clinch will it matter
Hair Furher shall stand in a media splash
'Fore a judge once again, under rule-of-law's lash
