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No s*x? just go to your basement

No floor? Just walk on the ceiling

no reason to live? just go commit die

No shirt? Just rip off your skin and make one

No b***hes? just get some

No abortion money? Use a hanger

no proof left of what happened on the night of september 15th 2021? live your life peacefully with no one knowing

No food? Cut your legs off 😋

I did that once. Best tasting food I’ve ever had.

No kid to molest ? Marry someone and have a kid with them

no place to hide the bodies? just go to a cemetery, you dumba-

No bitches to have sex with ? Go to the cemetery you dumbo

no dumbo to have sex with? just go to disneyland

No disneyland ? Go to pissneyisland plenty of piss over there

no pissneyisland? just go to cumber wolf lodge

No cumber wolf lodge ? Go to buttpluggey land plenty of buttplug over there

no buttpluggey island? just become a prostitute and bam! all of your problems are solved

I have an idea what if we let brian's toy review
Review ... sex toys ? I should be going to jail

Um.. why is the fbi outside my hou- [COMMENT DELETED]

Yeah my comment seems like a good idea

XD

still, a review online is just a few minutes of your time

Nah

I dare you to do it

I live half the planet away

you'll be loaded with cum