Did a tierlist based on how likely the tf2 characters are to be virgins

Pyro doesn't seem interested in ladies
Only fire

Pyro is the based type of virgin

i took spy’s virginity

Scout's mom:

My son:

Scout did one in Expiration Date if you recall

Well, idk if that's canon

Because in the comics, God sends Scout back to Earth because he's still a virgin

Which is more canon? A short film put out by Valve, or comics put out by Valve?

The comics were made way after that scene, so they probably either retconned it

Or Scout fumbled his rizz with her as always

k

“We both got buckets of chicken, want to do it?”

Aint no way medic is a virgin, i did him myself last night

You what

You heard me

You when I infiltrate your home and shatter your false sense of security:

Me when i stagger towards you in a sleep deprived daze, cackling like an absolute madman, completely gone off the deep end:

Two can play at that game

Smash

You have committed a crime and shall be placed on the firing wall

Kinky

Ok now you're getting your genitals blasted off first