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To what?
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"My race is superior"

The one that has been under the rule of their English masters for millenia and whose chief contribution to the world is Haggis?
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*Penicillin has entered the chat
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Rare Modda W
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If you agree with that tit, then it's just proof your education system failed you.
https://www.scotland.org/about-scotland/culture/scottish-inventions
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Yeah, you got that tape brand going for you.

Perhaps petition King Chucky III to release you from serfdom?
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We created the UK, we can end it if our people chose. Nobody can make us surrender our nation.
The Romans couldn't do it
The vikings couldn't do it
The English couldn't do it
Al Quaeda couldn't do it

Nobody can.
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The first three have taken turns over the last 2000 years (when you were discovered and your lame excuse for a 'history' began) at having their yokes weigh yous down like lead bowling balls welded around a puny old geezer's nutsack.

All you got to brag about is some dashing Mel Gibson movie to show that once upon a time in a fantasy far far away y'all actually might have tried to fight back. And ⚠️SPOILER ALERT⚠️ lost. Bigly.
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Again, the American education system on full display. You'll probably learn about this when you reach High School but I'll give you a head start.

England lost. Bigly.

Braveheart is not a national treasure it's a historically inaccurate pile of shite that we're tired of hearing about.
If you're going to haver on about my history, at least get the basic facts straight. and if you're going to be abrupt and rude, as my grannie would say: "Haud yer wheesht!" or as my Maw would say: "Put your brain into gear before you put your mouth into motion."
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They actually won one? Almost 600 years ago? Well golly gee me!

THAT'S the point. Of course they didn't teach us about that or any Scottish history. It means absolutely nothing to us, nothing to the UK, heck it means nothing to YOU - hence your dire need to attach yourself to what you find to be superior.

And you're RIGHT, they ARE superior to you. Your sense of insignificance reaches levels that would almost be sad if it wasn't so festeringly absurd to the point of comical - it's that close to parody in its extremity, the cartoonish dreams of a lonely misfit kid looking for an identity outside the self he loathes that wasn't so embarrassing,,,

Good grief, you're fixated on Hitler, Putin, Trump - even me - that which you see as big and nasty as you wish you could be.
Deep seated insecurities mixed with severe daddy issues are not a good look.

Find yourself a more enjoyable hobby.
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Good grief you are an insecure wee reprobate. An uneducated, uncultured, desperately lonely red-faced frothing-at-the-mouth wee copycat who's severely socially stunted.

Don't tell me you wrote an essay because you're not butthurt by my very existence.
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Yeah, I heard. Dunkirk. Running away. Turned the tide.
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Aye, Dunkirk was a fumble. Good thing we managed to get out of that one. Didn't exactly turned the tide though. You know what did?

Landing on Normandy and fighting all the way to Berlin turned the tide a wee bit me thinks.
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Your projection/deflection is duly noted.
As is your trademark inferiority complex,,,
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Inferiority to what in your mind? Did you forget we beat Hitler after he tried to invade us?
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You are not part of "we" - any, "we."

The Brits cowered underground while the Germans bombed the spit out of them,,,
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Again, you haven't a clue about history. You'll probably learn about it when you reach High School.
**Spoilers**
We beat the Luftwaffe and went on to take Berlin 4 years later.
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Norman Dee. Rings a bell,,,

Was that with the Normans that you too beat in battle like Power Rangers a go go?
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You mean the Normans that failed to invade us? Poor wee guyz obviously never heeded the Romans warnings before trying to have a go at us.

Reminds me of the time a pair of numpties got battered at Glasgow Airport for trying to attack us and got utterly humiliated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E
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Sure, ok
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Again... The American education system doing it's thing (but not actually doing it)

Look at the map again. I even drew a rough line to help you if you get lost again.

If you have any more questions raise your hand like you do in class.
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Yeah, the Norman Conquest nor William the Conqueror becoming your king never happened. Y'all just commemorate it in stamps and coin for the larfs,,,
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Ya know he is gone for the night

As well am I

* Yawn *

Gotta go catch yer breakfast for you in the morning

Tootles
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He said his pa is from Jamaica Queens! Total "You mean I'm gonna stay this color" moment!

Perhaps you should instruct your budding apprentice on how to look things up first.
Christopher St in the W Village, Jamaica Queens, and something called "Pelham Line" - yup gonna triangulate find me dox me any moment now,,,

Good gosh, Mayor Adams has taken in more illegals in the last month alone than there are people living in Cody's county. Only near 8.5 million living here, he's soooooooooooooooooo close.......
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Thanks for clearing the location up for me

Muh old man is originally from Jamaica queens
He was born and raised there when you were just a sperm swimming around in your fathers nutsack

Yeah ya got a mayor who doesn't know what to do wid yer immigrants
Maybe you should take them in
Who knows you might come across a really distant cousin
Yee haw

* banjo music *
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Yup, never happened.

Good grief, even Cody probably knows this.
Kidding, guy never even heard of Canada.
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You posted the map that disproves you. (The exact same one I just did)

Look closely.
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It is the country north of the United States border

Yes, I have heard of Canada
Those hosers
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Anyhoo, I'm off to bed now, I've got a lot of work to do tomorrow. I'll return to help you with your history/geography education in about 16 hours.
Guid nicht💤
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They didn't teach us this in school. It's insignifcant boring crap that means absolutely nothing to us.

The Story of English. PBS. Look it up.
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Yeah, they never invaded Britain, like, ever, as half of what is the 'English' language can attest,,,
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They tried at least! But there's no participation trophies for an attempt at conquest. Instead all our ancient ancestors gave them was a kick in the teeth and a few bruises to send home as souvenirs to Odin and Loki.

To be fair they never even got that far inland in the first place so no big deal anyhoo.
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Hey, where's Fishhead Cody, cleaning out the septic tank at the double-wide trailer shack that no one will buy for even 199,000?
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Doin whatever middle aged rednecks do? I have no idea- You should know, you're the one that stalks him.
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Gee bet you had a good time looking through my Facebook account
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He's Scottish, yet latches on to everything from English to German to Russian - two weeks ago he DENIED being Scottish and claimed to be a mix of Italian, Spanish, and Portugese or something and lived in some undisclosed place that wasn't Britain.
YUP! Sure sounds like he's all wapped up in wads of racial superiority to me - anything but his own!
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Errm, no I didn't, Vaga. You can't even keep your lies straight.

Talk about obsessed. You can copy my very phrase and action but can't seem to elevate yourself in order replicate my intelligence or agency?
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