They actually won one? Almost 600 years ago? Well golly gee me!
THAT'S the point. Of course they didn't teach us about that or any Scottish history. It means absolutely nothing to us, nothing to the UK, heck it means nothing to YOU - hence your dire need to attach yourself to what you find to be superior.
And you're RIGHT, they ARE superior to you. Your sense of insignificance reaches levels that would almost be sad if it wasn't so festeringly absurd to the point of comical - it's that close to parody in its extremity, the cartoonish dreams of a lonely misfit kid looking for an identity outside the self he loathes that wasn't so embarrassing,,,
Good grief, you're fixated on Hitler, Putin, Trump - even me - that which you see as big and nasty as you wish you could be.
Deep seated insecurities mixed with severe daddy issues are not a good look.
Find yourself a more enjoyable hobby.