Surprise failed

Awwwwwww

real

Lol

Data: he doesn't know I'm about to put a fake error message on my screen as soon as he jumps out

*He jumps out as she says that, he sees the error message and gets worried, he grabs Data and hugs her, hoping she's okay*

*data turns her screen off and goes limp*

Data’s funeral will be held Friday august 25

Data: and when I hop out of the coffin it will be LEGENDARY

*Eggs-icutioner wasn't there because he was killed by Collector because he thought he did it*

Data: ... WHAT

*She finds his parts mixed together with Exotic Creators, he's cracked into pieces, and torn apart, his head is the only whole part of him left, and even it has cracks running across it, while Collecter feels guilty bc he killed him not knowing it was a prank*

(This is not canon obviously)

Data: get out.

Collector: but it's my worksho-

Data: GET. OUT.

Collector: ... Fine.
*He leaves*

*Data looks through the pieces in grief, when she sees his eyes flicker a tiny bit, he seems to have slightly reacted to her*

I just created i terrible au on accident

Yep

*Eggs-icutioner shakes her, he has tears made of electricity in his eyes*

*data's screen turns back on and it's displaying the trollface*

Data: gotcha.

Eggs: >:'(

*He hugs her aggressively*

Data: (getting slightly crushed) worth it!

*Eggs carries her around, he doesn't let her go, he's too worried about her*

lmao im just imagining this scene in my head

Bruhhh