Phew thank god

Damnit I wish it was

What? I wanna catch Pokèmon, they're cool

And not use them for r wodr purposes, right?

F**k no
Gardevoir tho
Nah, only make out sessions
Not gonna f**k em
Just'll give the little ones head pats

NO make out sessions at all. Just use them for normal, non-romantic pruposes, such as challenging kids to an impossible battle and at the end give you money and say "a giant whale ruined my sprigitato..."

No
Gardi's an exception
Everyone else is a little lovely peep that get many head pats

Okie dokie. I have the creator of the world itself. In 3 days, I will use Arceus to rewrite the world into how I see fit. Everyone is yielding before be knowing I have special Pokemon who can cause disasters that they'll never survive. Better take back what you said(except for the small ones getting head pats :-) )

The entire plot of diamond and pearl

Or legends arceus.

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