Lay (with help from eggy (the oc)) has gotten a new body (yes with a flamethrower)

Collector: who gave him a weapon.

Eggy: I did

Lay: I made it >:)

Collector: welp, there goes my knee caps.

Blook, who has lost his kneecaps too many times:

3 months later…
Collector doesn’t have knees anymore

I can just imagine Lay having the TF2 Scout’s voice now.
“Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!”

I think it'd be a bit more high pitched than that but ye

Hakai: *Takes the weapon away* No!

Lay: Hey that’s mine!

I can just imagine the shape on his belly making a little squeak when you press it

No but his cheeks do

Astra: *presses cheek button*

Lay: *squeak*

Astra: :D

Y’know, if this was reddit, this would have a whole different meaning.

Cats shouldn’t be allowed to have flamethrowers

Lay: f i r e

Exactly

*sets you on fire*

My point exactly

*everything around them is in fire*

Oi someone put the fire out before we all die

*Puts out to fire*

Good boi *headpats*

Lay: *presses undo button*

*Deletes Lay out of all realities and then extinguishes the fire*

Lay:

Blook: awww the cute cute blehhh scrunkly scrimblo Lay with the cute mipy spoingle-
Pixr: Blook. BLOOK!