ME: *MAKES A MISTAKE WHILE MAKING A PIZZA*
"DARN COOKING IS DIFFICULT"; MY ANCESTORS WHO HAD TO FARM THEIR OWN GRAIN, TRANSPORT THEIR OWN WATER, RAISE THEIR OWN CATTLE, AND HANDMAKE THE PRODUCTS THEMSELVES TO GET MUCH MORE BARE-BONES BREADS AND CHEESES THAT WEREN'T NEARLY AS GOOD AS MODERN PIZZA: