I'd like to see a Highland Cow get elected President. 'Make The Farmer Give Me A Haircut Again'

How does a meme on this stream by a mostly inactive unknown with just 15 followers gets 3 upvotes in less than 30min after approval while others with nearly 1000 - yes THOUSAND - followers have just 1 UV after 6hrs?

Are you askin me?

Comment got UV'd less than a min after posting!

Lemme guess, Moonie (who isn't you) and BM - both mostly inactive - just sit around all day waiting for your posts?

Holy cope, Batman! That's a nice theory but have you considered that people just like my posts?

Imagine having 94 followers and getting less upvotes than someone with only 15.

Common Modda L

Nothing to imagine, that's the question. Why someone with 817 followers had 1 vote after 6hrs and you had 3 in less than 0.5hrs.

What Gollum said.

Here's what you sound like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_IDGrKZ0Rs

Funny aaahaha. I've got one for you...
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To upvote me and leave you seething.

"Boo hoo me no get fake internet point me sad now."

-Moddabondmehoff

Your alts aren't upvoting me? Golly, that was unexpected!

Sucks to be you.

It does, doesn't it?

Stings you that bad, huh?

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Touched a nerve did I? Did any of your 94 followers come to help you or did they simply fade away after you took your meds?

[{meme redo}]

Golly, wish I came up with that one first

- oh, wait, I did

MEGA LOL
Imagine thinking New York Shitty (see what I did there?) is the 'most important city' when D.C. and LA exist. Tokyo? Beijing?
Glasgow isn't Edinburgh. We're the friendliest city in the world, the hub of global culture and traditions, we have the best violence and drug reduction programs in the world, we have some of the best venues and entertainment in the world, we have one of the best healthcare systems in the world (NHS Scotland) and is one of the most livable cities on earth.
Counting trains? We're not Edinburgh.

New York has..?
Unhinged lunatics roaming free? Gang violence everywhere? Being the financial hub for the worlds largest terrorist organisation (The US military industrial complex)? Having sewage for a water supply? Being overly expensive to live in? Some of the worlds most deprived and inhumane corporations as leaders/owners of the city? Giant rats?
Don't tell the good thing about it is the food because hot dogs aren't culture. Don't tell me its the music because LA has you by the balls on that front.

If your metric for 'greatest city' is being the base of the US financial hegemony then I'm afraid errm you're wrong.
Is it the greatest city because of research? Like all the research NY steals from abroad?

New York, has the greatest rats on earth!
New York, is sinking into the harbour under it's own weight!
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So what where you saying about us again?

Yeah, it's literally rated #1 city in the world. There's a reason NYC has more billionaires than anywhere else, and why all UK movie & music stars live here.

Jealous much? You should be. And are.

I can literally count the pixels on that potato of a 'meme'

Standard low-quality reply from Modda (See what I did there?)

You're more unoriginal that your 'y0U aRe uNoRiGiNaL" remarks. Buddy do you ever get tired repeating the things I've said back at me like an echo in an empty cave?

You're me if you ordered me on wish.com
You're me if they made a Netflix adaptation

Your Starter Pack G3-5 is simply splendid!

>Yeah, it's literally rated #1 city in the world. There's a reason NYC has more billionaires than anywhere else.

Aye, Russian billionaires like that other overgrown shitehole, London.
I'm glad all the regular people living in a noisy, dangerous, detached concrete jungle who struggle to pay their bills so they can live in a over glorified closet or a empty studio apartment overrun with junkies an feel better knowing they work for and at the behest of Billionaire scumbags who couldn't give a f**k about them.
Who needs empathy and social services? That barbarian stuff is for inferior Glaswegian barbarians like me, eh?

>and why all UK movie & music stars live here.

Did you forget LA exists? Or that Glasgow (Where I live) is more often used to film 'New York' scenes that actual NY because nobody wants to film there? A big rotten apple where nobody wants to film about... NY???

>Jealous much? You should be.

Jealous about what? Hedonistic billionaires?

Your jealousy pleases me.

Goodness, you have to lie about where you live, your ethnic background, your life.

Meanwhile, I get to gloat that no matter how you much you lie, how much you larp, how much you pretend, you're still you. You can never be anything but you. You're not even enviable in the UK, whatever remains of that rapidly fading shitehole.

You're not one of us.

What? Suck to be you?
It probably does.

You ought to know,,,

NYC is better than Glasgow at what?
Having twice the murder rate?
Having 3x the living expenditures?
Having far worse healthcare?
Having a much worse gun issue?
Having more junkies and alkies?
Having some of the most unfriendly people on the world?
NOT having adequate greenspace?
Having buildings so tall you can't see the sky that's not directly above you?

We're better at literally errm, everything. We're even better at being you than you. Hence why all the films about New York are filmed here in order to make you look good?
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https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/heres-glasgow-looked-more-like-13826403

The most important city on Plant Earth compared to Gaswho?

Somewhere between 'refugee' rape gangs running amock while the delightful NHS's toothless men go hide in pubs looking to score thir daily 'H' so thy can go count trains in peace with is all y'all got?

Yesterday you didn't live in a city, last week you didn't live in Scotland, what, next week it's welcome to your posh cold water flat in the only actual city the UK has, that second rate has-been London eclipsed by NYC for a century now?

Wouldn't want to try. No matter how bad things get for me, at least I'm not you, living in NY/NJ surrounded by danger, loud noises, oppressive concrete monstrosities that tower above me and nasty water.
I'll take being regular ol' depressed me living in this rainy, backwards authoritarian shitehole here.

Jealousy is a hungry beastie, innit?

They wouldn't have you hear anyways.
Wait, where you from again?

>innit?
Am no english.

All I see is a triggered yank.

Gotta admit tho, yous got counting trains down to a sport!

Did I hurt your feelings again? I don't know what else to tell you other than go out and touch grass. Meet new people, make real friends and you might just get a personality of your own while you're at it instead of copying my every move😘

Aww,

"Jealousy is a hungry beastie, innit?

They wouldn't have you hear anyways.
Wait, where you from again?"

is an ad hominem?
Will your feelings recover from the utter viciousness of this hurtful blow?

What it's like to be you? No, thank God. But you've got my sympathy.

No, you couldn't know that no matter how you try,,,

>Your jealousy pleases me

Mate, stop using my terminology, you'll never be me, ever. No matter how much you try.

>Meanwhile, I get to gloat that no matter how you much you lie, how much you larp, how much you pretend, you're still you. You can never be anything but you

Errm, you mean you get to watch me steal the show, honey? If you ever feel in doubt about my location, run my IP. I don't use a VPN. And I don't lie about my location.

>in the UK, whatever remains of that rapidly fading shitehole.

*Shithole, you're a yank, remember? Or can you not get your own lies straight? Or maybe you just don't like your city and wished you could be us, US, OUR slang, OUR patter, OUR culture. You don't have patter, you have insults.

>You're not one of us.

And I'll never wan't to be. No matter how much YOU want to be US. You'll always be YOU. Living in YOUR concrete jungle.

But at least you have billionaires living in the penthouses above you eh. That's what makes you great apparently🤣

Already been, NY is a dump and it's noisy as f**k.

No you haven't.
You've never even been out your room,,,