Zeus when woman :

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He used his “strato nimbus” and released “thunder” inside of the woman.

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With his thunderbolt

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zeus was such a simp for every single except his wife however he decided to turn into animals which ended up creating mythical creatures like the minotaur

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Yep

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zues have f**k many womens

truth

What

You have me envisioning Zeus the Goose and celibacy was never an option

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He hurled his "thunderbolt"
Knocked those suckers in the womb

"he hurled his thunder cock!"

Zeus is a bigger simp than Freesmart/mystery (channel)ever was!

Reminder that Zeus once seduced a woman while disguised as a swan...