Day one

This took me like 5 minutes lol. Idk much about Christianity, so uh tell me if I got anything wrong (except everything I know was right).

✨Atheism✨

Hoplash arrives to the man’s house. His name is Chris.. tian. He is provided a small room to sleep in, and is given several objects such as a copy of the Bible and a cross.

Hoplash, having only lightly researched Christianity: So you guys worship a “God”, and a guy named Jesus, and Jesus told people about God, and was executed??

Christian: ..yes??

Hoplash: And this “God” created everything in a week.

Christian: Yes.

Hoplash: Including the multiverse?

Christian: I guess..?

Hoplash: And how come you guys depict angels as people? Aren’t they eyeball birds in the book? And how come you made Jesus white? He was originally middle eastern right? So how come-

Christian: *eye twitches*

Later at night..

Christian: *saying grace*

Hoplash: What are you doing?

Christian: Thanking God for this wonderful meal.

Hoplash: But YOU caught these fish. And YOU grew these vegetables. And YOU cooked this meal. Why are you thanking God for something YOU did?

Christian: God guided me on this path. He is therefore responsible for this and every meal I’ve ever had.

Hoplash: *confused*

Actually god made those animals so there’s why he must thank god for the meal. Next you should remember what you’ve already stated in the story

Wdym in the last part? Did I repeat something??

No

your such a little c**t

I feel extremely offended by this

/j or /srs?
If /srs then sorry.

Yeah /srs

Idk too much about Christianity, did I get something wrong?

I mean you just made the dude stereotypically Catholic, you could’ve done some research first

Okie dokie I am sorry didn’t know.

I just tried to do some research and my FRICKIN BRAIN died tryna read the article. Can you send me an article that simply explains the differences, because my brain is running on like 15% battery.

That will be hard
But I’ll just say
Catholics are buzzkills
Baptists are chill
Protestants are Walmart Catholics

Wdym Spies? lol

How would you stereotype Mormons?

Spies. All of them.

Ok thanks but then why is the Holy Spirit represented by fire??? How am I supposed to understand this stuff when people will go “oh that’s just how it is”?

I’ve never heard of that fire thing or some of the things other Christian’s talk about. But I am Christian

Tbh I don’t even know

Actually in some depictions hell's core is cold, infact those in the bottom are the traitors, those who heart was cold

Oh interesting
I didn’t know dat

I was watching a video to understand more easily and I found something interesting. Fire apparently represents the Holy Spirit or whatever. But Hell is always burning and on fire or something. So what, is Hell holy or something? Can you explain? I don’t understand.

Hell is in fire all the time because burning is one of the worst pains imaginable, along with getting kicked in the crotch (if guy) or giving birth (if girl)

Why do I feel a 100 sentence paragraph coming..

I dont feel offended and im a Catholic Christian

that doesnt even make sense..

Wdym

I'm Christian and i have no clue what to make of this

this whole story is literally where hoplash becomes an imoral leftist

Lol

Hoplash is an Atheist’s best ally.

Atheism!!!