Lay: Watcha doin?
Astra: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Lay: Scandalous.
Lay: Can I help? Lay, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Astra: …What does that even mean?! Astra: Why are you wearing gla**es?
Lay: Errr…reading…?
Astra: Reading?
Astra: I didn’t know you could read. Lay: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Astra: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the f***ing language. Astra: Why are we friends?
Lay: Poor decisions on your part.
