Elvira, as the head of our central bank,
you know western sanctions don't work. Listen, you raise the key interest rate to a bizarre level of 12 % to make fun of sanctions. Jawohl, mein Führer! I will do what
you tell me, and I am horny and
100% ready to bend over, if you wish. Dear Russians, we are lowering the key interest rate from 8.5 to 12% to make fun of the West.
Besides, I decided not to fall out of
the window, and my private parts are itching.
