rarest thing to ever happen:

I was having sex with this 80 year old grandma and I guess she had a stroke in the middle of having sex. I didn’t know cuz I thought that was just her sex face and she was moaning weirdly. Long story short, she got sooo cold all of a sudden and her va**na contracted. Now my dick is stuck and I couldn’t pull it out

On the bright side, you can hang out with your grandma a lot longer now :D

☠️☠️☠️

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