That's messed up-

I can make myself sneeze. Not that big of a prob.

Cool :O

You don't want to know how?

Is sticking something up you're nose? Or is it magic?

Teach me this skill, master

I stick some of my hair up my nose. It really only works if you have long enough hair.

Oh- no way I’m gonna be able to do that

That weird rolled up bit at the mouth of a balloon works if you cut it off, too.

Weird flex but okay

Gender change sneeze for sure I eat muffins on a daily basis and I don't want to know what an artificial one tastes like.

I'd choose muffin... although, both are horrible

Nah changing gender every time you sneeze? That'd be cool, you could have both experiences and finally settle all those dumb "women/men have it harder" arguments on the web :D

I would just not tell anyone which is harder to piss everyone off

Definitely gender changing sneeze. I'm good at holding in sneezes

Plus the homies won't die virgins

Yes, just press your tongue on your mouth ceiling, and it works perfectly fine :)

I always sneeze twice in a row for some reason, so this wouldnt affect me much.

Lucky 0-0
I sneeze 3 times in a row :/

Bruh for me it's a f*cking dice roll

XD