Eggyhead: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Collector: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Eggyhead: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Redi: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Inkmatas: Looks like someone's a HO.
Collector: NaBrO.
John Cipher: I'm done with all of you!