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Dead redemption (character development for the hunters spirit)

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(It would be 3 years after the events of the new order, the hunter has been working tirelessly day and night to try to get his soul cleansed)
(The hunter would be mining away rock for some pointless reason)
Omi: why don’t ya take a break?
The Hunter: can’t… for…. Obvious reasons
Omi: I still don’t get how you haven’t passed out yet? (She would be sitting down, drinking something)
Hunter: that’s what the military does to ya… and I still can’t believe you haven’t even put in the slightest amount of effort, don’t you wanna get out of here..??
Omi: I’d rather enjoy my life in hell than work for those angels… literally…
(The hunter would shrug)
Hunter: whatever floats your boat I guess… but we can both agree that it’s boilin down here..
(He would proceed to take off his shirt, Omi would look flushed)
Omi: actually… there’s been something I’ve been meaning to te-
(Just then, an angel would ascend to the depths of hell and float to the hunter)
Angel: greetings “the hunter”
(Omi would look displeased at the angel)
Omi: what do YOU want…?
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Angel: I’ve been meaning to reach you… your physical strength is admirable.. and we think we might have a spot for you inside the gates of heaven.
Omi: woah woah woah.. how do you know this is the right guy??
(The hunter would nudge her)
The hunter: shut up man….
(The angel would pull out his notepad)
Angel: you died in a kamikaze plane crash, right?
The hunter: well… kind of…
Angel: then it’s you! (He would hand the hunter a holy chalice)
Angel: drink my brethren, shall we bask in the world of eternal life!
(The hunter would drink it, and his horns would break off, and start to form a halo around his head)
Omi: wait!! This isn’t how it’s suppose to go!! You’re suppose to stay with me!!
The Hunter: are you saying…?
Omi: yes… (she would blush)
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(The hunter would look in confusion)
The hunter: listen… I’m sorry… but I’m not in the mood for a relationship with another women right now.. the only relationship I want is with my relatives…
(The angel and the hunter would ascend, Omi would look saddened)
(Up in heaven, the angel would take him to the almighty lord)
(The hunter would get on his knees)
The hunter: thank you lord fo-
The lord: please, save you pity… I should be giving forgiveness to you… your strength is… impeccable, unlike anything I’ve seen.. and that hand… it possesses great power… I am offering you a spot in our army, you shall fight for the glory of the holy land!
The hunter: thank you!!
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he followed crusaders_stream and “revolted against those unholy heretics in heroic fashion”
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Lmao
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Also is the title a red dead redemption reference but without the red
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That’s what I was going for lol
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Wait does this mean the hunter is coming back!?!
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he’s back as an angel, and this time he’s not cruci-freaking around
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Nah, he’s just finally in heaven now, and I guess fights with the angels
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And in three days he’ll come back from the dead
Jesus style
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real
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Omi: damn. That sucks.
Oh well, now I've got a reason to work.
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Interesting
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