It's incredible how you are not able to pick up on social cues. I know you don't know how to to troll, buddy. You are not socially adept enough to understand how that works. I've watched how you behave yourself, I see how quickly you go on tangents and start fights with just about everyone. You aren't someone who makes a lot of friends on the flip and if your behavior here is anything to go by you probably don't have much of a social life irl. It's obvious in the way you can't differentiate with me playing with you and me being serious. It's clear that you genuinely can't seem to understand that I'm messing about. And even if you are incredibly good at playing the socially-stunted stalker act for a good 4-5 years then you simply have way to much free time on your hands.
This makes me pity you, not hate you or be annoyed by you. I'll freely admit that I'm a irritating c**t sometimez, but I do it on purpose for a laugh. I can be a grown up and have a nice conversation with anons unlike you.
Nobody would be anywhere near as obsessed with me as you are if I didn't annoy you to unimaginable (well unimaginable for a normal person) depths.
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Don't bother writing TL;DR that shit is fooling nobody, we all know you read and archive everything I say like you're the CIA.