Fox facts

Oh God

Here we go with your made up sources of "fox facts" with your NPC acting ahh

All my fox facts are true facts.
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Fox fact
Fresh watermelon is the best fruit foxes love
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At least 11. Since you know fox facts.
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10
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that’s cool anyway here’s the recipe for brownies:
1/2cup butter
2eggs
1cup sugar
1/3cup cocoa powder
2teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2cup flour

Brownies do not start with "W"
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Weed

Weed brownies do begin with w.
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now how do you *make* the brownies

Shove it up your ass for 34.78 years and dunk it in a glass of orange juice as if it was a creme between

I did it and got a creme between and orange juice
I recommend this recipe

What... no weed?

Hey, read the tagline

So no spiked brownies

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Are you eating watermelon on watermelon Wednesday?
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You don't know fox facts.
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So they hate watermelon on any other day?

They generally prefer domino's pizza. But of course they eat watermelon on watermelon Wednesday 🍉 🍉🍉

You used to call me on my
You used to, you used to
Yeah
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you, you, you
You and me, we just don't get along
You make me feel like I did you wrong
Going places where you don't belong
Ever since I left the city, you
You got exactly what you asked for
Running out of pages in your passport
Hanging with some girls I've never seen before
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
These days, all I do is
Wonder if you're bendin' over backwards for someone else
Wonder if you're rolling up a Backwoods for someone else
Doing things I taught you, gettin' nasty for someone else
You don't need no one else
You don't need nobody else, no
Why you never alone
Why you always touching road
Used to always stay at home, be a good girl
You was in the zone, yeah
You should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city...

I never called you at all. I only text.
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stop acting like an NPC while you are thinking you are an anime girl

You don't know know important nozomi tojo facts.
If I was an npc, how would I know so many important facts.
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No one asked about fox facts

Many people asked about fox facts.
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No one, and go touch grass

Many people on the internet are asking about fox facts.
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They aren't

Turns out you were wrong.
They are asking.
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Go touch grass

I'm afraid that touching grass is not a popular trend.
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Do it at this point

im afraid me not asking is one tho

And we shall feed the watermelons to the hippos

Turns out you're wrong, touching grass may can change you're life.
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But the thing is that my brain told me I should!
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Hippos do not eat watermelon. They eat cantaloupe.
You do not know important hippopotamus facts.
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what

Turns out you were wrong.
Hippos do not eat many watermelons.
Hippos prefer cantaloupe. That is an important Hippo fact.
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Makes you think, doesn't it?
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