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"Becoming a member of Congress has made my life miserable; I made a lot more money before I got here, I've lost money since I've gotten here, I have people come up to me and say crazy things to me out of the blue in public places that they believe because they read it on the internet."; -Marjorie Taylor Greene displaying a lack of self-awareness one usually only expects from baboons or lower, single-handedly gutting the conspiracy theory freaks' "If Congress isn't crooked, how are people going in broke and coming out filthy rich?" canard.