they are pyschopaths

Less messy because it doesn't have time to melt.
Also I like to imagine I'm eating brains.

I bite it so it doesn’t melt all over me

How tf do your teeth not freeze to f**king death

bro i bite icecream

How do your teeth not fall off

cause they dongt

They do I just tank the pain

I bite the ice cream also.

How tf do your teeth not freeze to f**king death

It's because I am resistant to the cold.
My cold resistance in a nutshell: "0°C outside, guess I'll take the usual summer clothes.

Same here, but I did make the mistake of wearing short sleeves into the night. Drop to roughly 19°F

doesn't it melt when you eat it anyway tho? (You're still based af tho)

My teeth doesn't freeze because of the summer heat

I bite string cheese i dont tear it into strings

but why, it is much better in small stringy bits

1 i like to make my mother mad by doing that. 2 it gets under my nails and it drives me crazy

Me who bites it:

dude my teeth aint sensitive

Mine neither.

How tf do your teeth not freeze to f**king death

I'm not sensitive on my teeth

They just don't

I mean the thing is the front teeth are more sensitive

I do

that makes my teeth hurt just thinking about it

Same here

I am one of those people that bite ice cream
(If it’s in a cone or on a stick)

I bite it wdym

How tf do your teeth not freeze to f**king death

Me who eats it with a fork

Now let's talk about snorting ice cream

I know people who do that

You kidding? I literally inhale it.

You when you see ice cream be like:

Also me, #relatable

My friend does this 💀

(bites the heck out of the ice cream) yum

Honestly, I came her to have fun, and I'm feeling very attacked right now.

My dad f**king kisses his

I am that guy...

I do both lick and spoon. Depends on how it was served.

hey, im not a psychopath, i just think its better

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People don't do that?

What about the people like me? I just swallow the ice cream (and the cone)

how is your mouth not full of scratches

Good question

I hope you only swallow little pieces at a time

Nah, the entire thing is the only way to go

oh lord...