Nah it's the pov of a zoophile trying to suck a duck /j

Not leaving a cursed comment this time. Just gonna say there's a store not far from my house with a river by it. A lot of the time, there are ducks wandering around in the parking lot. My favorite memory from this store was a mother duck walking by the entrance and exit as my brother and I were exiting the store. She had a bunch of her ducklings following her :)

I bet you didn't leave a comment here because I stole your idea?

Not really. I actually read your comment after I left mine lol. Although actually, I do have a cursed story involving ducks at the store too. Once in the parking lot, I saw male ducks basically getting together to gang r*pe a female duck. The poor girl was screaming, trying to get away from them. One of them bit down on her neck. I walked close to them to try to stop them. The male ducks and female duck all flew away (hopefully, they didn't catch her). Now, this sounds like it might be a good ending, but it might not be because I learned from a TikTok video that male ducks do this a lot, and yes, even the in gangs part of it. So, it might be a happy ending, assuming it never happened to that duck afterwards

Same thing happened but the male ducks were hidden-rebal-lead and the female duck was IDK's mom's bank account. Hidden-rebal-lead hacked into idk's mom's bank account

But it's step one for a healthy life for us. Step one: make ducks fat by feeding them bread. Step two: make people fat by feeding them the fat ducks. Step three: bon appetit!

#relatable

Ajr?

They will get sick of the constant whining