inSTEAD i get this outdated crusty ass laggy service that often doesn't work well

I think nintendo had a scandal where they were exposed for having servers from circa 2000

holy bejesus

I know
And we’re paying money for that 🗿

man other games have great online service and it's FREE

Literally Sea of Thieves and No Man’s Sky exist

actually havent those so
no comment

Mario Maker 2 Online lore

Lol

ssbu online lore
splatoon 3 online lore
snes NS online online lore
NES online lo-

Mario maker is the worst one because half the time you can barely even play. At least in those other ones you simply just disconnect. In MARIO MAKER, you have to suffer through 0.1 FPS gameplay. You’ll be lucky if the menu appears so you can quit BEFORE the heat death of the universe.

yeah i've seen horrendous examples of mm2's online service

Every lore