Hey girl are you a cow cus I wanna pump out all of the milk out of you

Yes

You could still milk him, you just aren't going to get the same kind of milk, though. =)

Even better

😂what the f**kkk😂😂😂

hey girl, are you the police, because i want to shoot you and your family and handcuff you to molten lava

Hey girl are you jesus cuz i wanna put you on a cross.

Hey girl, I wish I was a mirror...

...so you can see how ugly your bitch ass is.

Lol

lol

damn girl are you spaceuk because you cheated on me

damn girl are you a demon because you a 10

damn girl are you the daily chat bc you're full of sh!t

I WANNA RAPE A CHILD

No one just shouts that unironically.

Thank you

That was me in that post. I just changed my name

Is your refrigerator running? Because f**k you