They’re really pretty though

simp + she has a boyfriend

:( my bad. I guess complements aren’t allowed

I'd accidentally think you will be leftover pizza and put you in the oven

Based.

oh look,a body in the freezer

I shall nuke the fridge

I would throw the fridge off a cliff and watched it explode on the rocks below.

Grab pa’s old shotgun

I’d wonder how she fit in there with all of the thermonuclear bombs I stuffed in there.

I'd say, "Ooh, fridge furry!"