like bro ik, it's a part of the joke

"Akshually, it's spelled 'actually'"

"Actually, you need to capitalize your sentences, use quotation marks, and use an apostrophe after the 't' in 'it's'"

don't get me f**king started on appstrophes.

ermm akshually it's "apostrophes"

My Kindle's keyboard is shit.

same,...