[ unreal ]

Me

I 100% did not expect you to comment here

Why

I thought since you seemingly abandoned Discord that you were disallowed internet access.

(Stupid, right?)

My dad found the discord but I got a phone and stuff and I’m not online much

Oh ok. Sorry to hear that bro.

Nah life got better

Oh.

Happy to hear that bro.

guy who actually has a life but still names himself after a overrated game(see Undertale) character

Lmao true
Undertale’s boring but I still kept the name since everybody is used to it

I thought lalonde was a homestuck reference

It is

TheRealSlimShady

[ shattered_glass.ogg ]

me

Randomite, probably would change names and will be forgotten again.

Pochitabread_

another one of those weeaboos who act like a chill mf

Can i also mention they dated a minor or something?, Probably false but I'd digress.

Hellfire-071

Possibly another one of those "military" wannabes, who just plays FPS games or shoots airsoft and shit

Alrightm I do play airsoft, but I did serve in the military, so...

ThatGreenLED or TheElectronicsMemeGuy
(yes I know that's me but I just wanna see where this goes lmfao)

I was gonna say your ok, but now that you mention that your an amy rose simp, i might as well suggest you start gathering your things and leave your country
[late response due to comment ban]

lmao

ApeFan

Give me a day and I'll compile all the shit.

OOOOO DAMN

Me

average video game enjoyer :

TheHugePig

Despite his name, he isn't really huge and he really isn't a pig, he's just a guy who looks like a normal joe until you find out he hid 5 children in his basement as a joke

Nate.Higgers.

Obviously, another one of those people who like gen z humor.

He possibly hates ni-

Damn frfr

You've summoned me
What

they want an offensive opinion on you clearly

Knuxouge4eva

I HATE YO

I ain’t the one posting imgflip.com/gif/7tuewg

ok

but arent you the one who posted imgflip.com/i/7ugg5t

That was a joke, you have an obsession

ok

Least unhinged sega shipper :

mee

You claim to be just breathing air yet you are commenting here instead.

I could commit genocide in local towns and all i would be known for is being able to inhale oxygen

me
if u get a chance

silver.

wym