Hell nah he's boutta be dickcapitated 💀💀💀

Ok that was funny as hell

Sugar rush thoughts 👍 (I ate a sharing bag of m&ms 15 minutes ago)

Sugar = funny thoughts…

Time to consume copious amounts of it to instantly become a stand up comedian.

Fr fr ong go for it
When you're famous thank me

Will do.

💀💀💀

HOLD UP

Oh no! They're gonna cut off his finger!