Free writing - The Birds and the Egg

Lmao I can imagine Kenshin and Cataclysma also being babysat as well lolllll

Yo I thought this would be a recreation of 5th grade health from the title lmao

Lol

One day, 5 months after the New order, Eggyhead, Inkmatas, Peyton, Xander, and Kinyani were going on a vacation, while Collecter watched the kids. They were heading to a popular beach in the InkVerse, where a historic three-way battle was fought between an Ancient Egg army, an Ancient InkVerse army, and an ancient Stickmanian army.

Along the way, they stopped in a Birdfolkian City, it was late in the day, so they decided to stop for the night. On the way to their hotel, the Birdfolk were very kind to the Inklas, thanking them for saving the Multiverse on multiple occasions, however...

The Birdfolk were extremely rude to Eggy, calling him "A pathetic mimic of our kind" and "A waste of a Bird". Eggy was a little hurt, but had dealt with toxicity before. Once, a Birdfolkian threw a large rock at Eggy. Peyton caught it, lit it ablaze in an unholy flame and chucked it back. The Birdfolkian was barely able to dodge it, and quickly ran off.

Eventually the group showed up to the highest rated hotel in the city, they went inside, and it was very fancy, everything was a golden and silver color, and there wasn't a speck of dirt. They purchased two connecting room, one with one bed, and one with two. Eggy, Peyton, and Inky took the two bed room, and Xander and Kinyani took the one bed room.

The next morning, Everyone woke up, but something was clearly wrong. Eggy was gone.

Eggy was sleeping, when he woke up in a bunk bed, he was surrounded by Birdfolk and even a few other Eggs, all covered in dirty rags, sleeping their own beds. Eggy took a few moments to realize what was happening. He realized that he was in a situation he had been in multiple times before. He had been enslaved. The Birdfolk took him in his sleep, hand cuffed him, and threw him into a secret farm for slaves to work on. Eggy tore the cuffs on his hands in half with ease, and exploded the whole farm with a snap of his fingers (without hurting any of the people there).

All of the people working on the farm realized they were free and started to overwhelm the soldiers who had forced them to work. The soldiers couldn't fight them off, for every soldier, there were five slaves to fight them. Eggy changed back into his normal clothes and walked out. Some soldiers tried to attack him, but he crushed their weapons in his hands, and they all ran off in fear. Eggy was just trying to scare them, he didn't want to hurt anybody. More and more soldiers attacked him, but they all ran away in fear.

Eventually, all the soldiers had run away, all terrified of Eggys power. Eggy simply wondered where he was, and how the Inklas were doing.

The soldiers had run to a throne room of some kind, they bowed before the throne with a strange figure sitting on it.

"Your majesty, the Egg we captured, he was the Egg God in disguise! He has destroyed your farm and has let all of your workers escape! We are being overwhelmed by the workers, we need your help!" Said a soldier.

"Ah... A worthy opponent. Take me to this powerful Egg at once!" Said the figure.

"But he will tear us apart sir!" Said another soldier, clearly worried.

"Nonsense! I will protect you!" Said the figure.

"V-very well." Said the worried soldier.

The Birdfolkian soldiers led him to Eggy, who was talking to the now-free slaves about what happened and why they were here. All of them said they had been associated with the Eggs in some way, and had been enslaved by the God of the Birdfolk, in secret as to not suffer the punishment of the InkVerse government. The slaves suddenly saw the figure, they screamed and ran.

"It's the Bird God!" A now-free slave said

"Everybody hide!" Another one said

"So you're the Bird God, huh?" Said Eggy.

The Bird God replied: "Indeed I am. I'm here to make you pay for what you have done to this farm, you destroyed my main source of income!"

"Slavery is a terrible way of making money!" Eggy snapped back.

"Silence fool! You have no say here!" The Bird God retorted.

"It'll take more than words to get ME to shut up, and then some!" Eggy said.

"Was that a challenge?" Asked the Bird God.

"What did it sound like?" Eggy retorted.

"Well then, challenge accepted." The Bird God replied.

The Bird God immediately launched at Eggy and his talon slashed at his face, Eggy moved back and caught it midair, Eggy had a position to where he could snap his leg off, but he didn't, he didn't want anyone to get fatally injured. The Bird God drew a phantasmal laser gun, and shot it at Eggy, but Eggy simply made a shield out of Egg magic to block it. Eggy drew Eggs-calibur and threw a few purposefully sloppy slashes at the Bird God. The Bird God easily flew out of the way.

"That's the best you can do? Pathetic." Scoffed the Bird God.

"I don't want to hurt you, so please stop fighting me, it'll be easier for both of us!" Eggy reasoned.

"Excuses! You just suck!" The Bird God retorted.

"Fine, I'll tire you out first." Eggy said, "Then I'll give you to InkVerse government, and I'll let them do whatever they want with ya."

"I'd like to see you try-" The Bird God was cut off, as Eggy suddenly appeared before him and flicks him on the head, causing him to fly into a massive tree, knocking over an whole row of trees like dominoes.

"Done yet?" Eggy asked.

The Bird God was enraged by that. He has never been disrespected so much by someone he considered so low. The Bird God flew at incredible speed towards Eggy and threw his fist at him. Eggy caught it and shoved him back, before creating a translucent cube on all sides of him.

"And they say I have temper problems." Eggy remarked.

"ENOUGH! PLAYTIME IS OVER! NO MORE TOYING AROUND!" The Bird God yelled.

The Bird God pulled out a strange green gem, and it flew into Eggy, almost like it was magnetized to him. It stuck into Eggys forehead, he tried to pull it out, but it wouldn't budge. Eggy used all of his strength, but it wouldn't move. Eggy tried to use his magic to pull it out, but it didn't work. None of his Egg Magic was working.

"Try all you want, it won't work!" The Bird God said, "That Gem nullifies Egg Magic completely!"

"I guess you're too CHICKEN to fight me with my Egg Magic..." Said Eggy, "Guess I'll just have to tire you out this way then."

Eggy sheathed Eggs-calibur, he didn't have his Egg Magic, but he still had his Godly Powers, it was time to put the skills Collecter taught him to use. Eggy flew up into the air to be at the Bird Gods level, and took a Boxing stance. The Bird God dashed towards Eggy and started throwing punches. Eggy dodged or blocked all of them, he wasn't fighting back, still not wanting to hurt the Bird God. Eggy took a few blows from the Bird God, causing him to flinch in pain, which left him open to several more blows. The Bird God, unlike Eggy, was very willing to fight, and punched Eggy multiple times, along with scratching him with his talons. Eggy knew that if he kept taking blows, he couldn't keep fighting like he was, but he still didn't want to hurt him, the Bird God grabbed Eggy by the shirt and put the Phantasmal Laser gun to Eggys forehead. Eggy realized that he was in real danger, and that if he didn't do something, things could get very bad, when all of a sudden, the Bird God was hit by an Unholy Blast.

It was Peyton.
Inkmatas, Xander, and Kinyani all with her, angry and ready to strike.
"Don't you dare hurt him!" Peyton said, "Before we turn you into fried chicken!"

The Inklas started attacking, Inky was throwing unholy blasts at attacking soldiers, Xander singlehandedly defeated an entire group of soldiers with the Muramasa alone, Kinyani was defeating soldiers with Magic on one hand, and her sword on the other, and Peyton was fighting the Bird God himself. Peyton threw Unholy flames at the Bird God, he dodged most, but got hit by a few. The Bird God dashed forward and threw multiple punches at Peyton, she managed to evade all of them, when suddenly, she felt cold in her neck. Then she felt the pain. Peyton yelped in pain, but she passed out in seconds. The Bird God had sliced at her neck with his talons, and she was heavily bleeding.

Eggy was in shock. He saw her blood pour onto the ground, and immediately dashed to her. Eggy, with tears in his eyes, put his hand on Peyton's wound, he focused his energy, when Eggy took his hand away, the wound was gone and she had been healed, but she was still unconscious. Eggy turned to the Bird God as he felt all the desire to not hurt him fade to nothing in an instant. Eggy put his hand on his forehead, his hand and the Gem, YANKED it out, and crushed it in his hand. It hurt a little bit, but Eggy didn't care. He dashed at extreme speed towards the Bird God, and sliced his stomach with Eggs-calibur, he grabbed his neck and slammed him into the ground, he raised his sword.

"That was the worst mistake you've ever made, and your last." Eggy said.

Eggy plunged the Sword into the Bird Gods chest, the Bird God sputtered a bit, and he took his final breath.

Eggy ran over to Peyton, he put his hand on her head. He recited a small chant, and Peyton snapped into consciousness.

"Eggy!" Peyton said in joy.
"Peyton!" Eggy said, just as happy as her.

The two shared a hug, and Peyton gave Eggy a kiss on the cheek.

The soldiers retreated, and everybody regrouped. The no-longer slaves came out of hiding and celebrated. They were free, and could start anew. Eggy gave them all some money to help kick-start their new lives, and put an especially kind one into power. They spread new ideas among the city, and said that Eggs should be treated as friends, not as outcasts. The ideas spread around the city like a wildfire, and most people realized that Eggs are equal to them in almost every way, and that there is no reason to discriminate against them. Eggy, Peyton, Inky, Xander, and Kinyani all celebrated that night at popular restaurant in the city, they were all having fun, Kinyani got drunk, Xander was gambling with some other men, Inky was talking with Pearl through her phone, and Eggy and Peyton were watching everything happen on the barstools. Eggy feels something in his pocket, and remembers what he wanted to do earlier. Eggy reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a strange Necklace, with a green crystal in the centerpiece. Eggy taps Peyton on the shoulder and puts it in her hand.

"Awwww... For me?" Peyton asked, although she knew the answer.

"Yeah, I made it for ya." Said Eggy, "I made it using a special crystal that'll make your magic twice as strong!"

"Wow, really?" Peyton said, "That's so sweet of you..."

Peyton put on the necklace and gave Eggy a kiss.

"Thank you for saving me, I don't know what would've happened without you!" Said Peyton.

"Aw, you're welcome, I'm just glad you're okay." Eggy replied.

Eggy thought to himself, he knew that he was ready. He couldn't risk it again without it. Soon.

The End, for now :P

Equal? No. Eggs are less arrogant, I like them better.

Damn

Oh yeah I also decided to change the time frame Eggy gave Peyton the necklace in, nothing big.

I have a feeling that the birdfolk would hate Phantom due to the unnecessary amount of times a he used a convenient bird to defeat someone

Fun fact: birdfolk live in Andromeda, and those are much kinder then those in the Inkverse

Wow that was heavy