what are the best and funniest lines from your characters?

“Listen kid, I know for SURE your not packing that ‘Austin Powers mojo’ “ ~ Mr T while confronting Ove about Astra

I’m surprised it’s not “you can’t be gay”

Mr T isn’t homophobic?

no I mean the one that shiver made hunter say in that one story

War Creator just tossing Eggy out of the superweapon after being called ugly

Funny thing, 2 seconds later K’horr bribed Phantom to let him go or else he’d kill the both of them by breaking the ship’s glass. I guess those are 2 very similar scenes

“Awwww but I wanted to be killed!” -Pearlfan

the same story where she asked for a happy meal?

Yes
“Get the girl a damn happy meal”

"World fall apart soon! Must tell King Shin! Must try not to flatten king again..." -Falling Wall, the 20th Lad of Legion
"I may only exist for a laugh, but that won't stop me from attacking you uselessly!" -Shanks and Giggles, the 56th Lad

Jhon: Wer bist du? Fat Cat Ultra: sorry I don't speak Brautwust. King Birdo: *Bird sounds*

None yet

Potato: wow a furry

"A revolver the size of a car isn't impressive, its the fact a caliber for such revolver exists that is impressive."- Reddit Cam upon finding a comically oversized revolver.
"A mossenburg 500 cruiser without any barrel is sorta terrifying, mainly because a bunch of guys made it work, but if it can send a mercenary's leg back to Earth in a single shot, I'll think on it." --UO, upon getting a Barreless shotgun for the first time.

OmG iT’s CaMmAn18!!!!

Just Cam_Man.

Not really a line he said, actually it's what he DIDN'T say.

Nolan was in a cave helping a group of ppl look for something.
The other person's character told us we need to be silent or we will wake up the monsters in our way.
Nolan puts a rifle silencer in his mouth and gives a thumbs up.

I'm sure I have actual quotes lying around somewhere, but this is the funniest rp skit I remember off the top of my head.