You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for Uzi with an Uzi

Yes

Smash

Nice

Want pics?

Sure

It'll feature the rest too

Wdym the rest

He's got other friends too and a gf

Ohhh I see
Wait does that mean he's cheating on her with me

No.
It's a virtual act

Aww come on

Malissa is sensitive
It's gonna be fine

Of Luke

Fine

Idea
Want another friend of his instead?

Sure

What about Markus reens?

Sure, why not

Have fun

Don't worry, I will

Cool

Was it fun?

Oh my God, it was way better than I thought

Cool

Awww why not?

1 hole 1 goal 1 dick

Aren't there like 3 preferred holes?

Eh idk
Sam can get his friend along

Ooh I'm up for that

1 in mouth 1 in butt?

Mhmm

Alr

Have fun

I will

His friends name is Luke durwill

Ooh can you do that to me-

You want Sammy to f**k you?

Are you Sammy?

My oc is

Then sure. You too, I guess.

Only Sammy ok?

Damnit

Why?

Idk the more the merrier

We ain't having a threesome

May i inform you that she is a minor

0-0

No one told me that

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