He protec her from da simps :P

(Casually just snipes eggy while throwing jars of piss at Peyton)

That’s cute

But he can’t stop the snipers

*deflects the bullet*

Nuh uh

You underestimate Eggys speed

Um actually ant man was on the bullet and has a poison and poison them

Nuh uh

Phantom: So you can simp for her yourself?

Eggy: I actually love her.
This simps just like her because she's attractive, they don't care about her character or personality.

Phantom: W

Cute

He's her boyfriend and her bodyguard
He's a 2-in-1 package

:P

In what package?

Good question

In her package? 😏

No not yet

So no 6 hour sex scene yet?

Bruh by the looks of it, eggy would probably last 6 minutes 💀

HAHAHAHHAHA

Nah

He has more experience than me or you combined (especially considering nothing and nothing make nothing)

I’m pretty sure nothing equals nothing though

Nuh uh
He had 2 kids with Omi

Experience means your actually good at [said topic] you can be a legit virgin and still do that

Whatever

Not yet