“This just in, there have been reports of a man who has been mobilizing some sort of Oddish Army. He has been gathered in a Walmart parking lot, in the middle of the night with all sorts of these little plant guys, giving them all kinds of instructions in a heavy Michigan accent. Do not approach this man, do not type the letter H near him, his name is Cal Zone, and he is not dangerous but he is very weird, I advise you stay inside”