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We haven't gone back to the moon because the government doesn't want astronauts talking or getting friendly with any aliens who have set up shop there. Astronauts would inform the world, which would keep the government from holding their secret meetings and such. But also they know such life forms wouldn't tolerate the way governments lie and manipulate the public like the US does. Politicians would be the first to go. And also there is at least a small percentage of the public that would vapor lock if they learned we had contact with life born outside earths atmosphere. Aliens look just like humans. a retired Israeli defense minister made a public announcement that governments on earth have been in contact with lifeforms representing something akin to a galactic federation. But we aren't invited to join. No surprise there. We must look extremely primitive and immature to anyone from outer space, the way wars are waged here.
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Start by removing your pack bundle from the packaging. Rip open the top of the bundle and remove a pack. Open your press and place the pack inside.

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Place a tall glass under the press and then press the button. In a few moments, juice will start flowing out of the bottom of the pack.

It will take a couple of minutes for the press to make the juice. Your juice is ready when all of the noises stop and the light on the front turns off.

Enjoy your juice!
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lets see if this makes sense but

also i believe in the conspiracy (not this one) that aliens did tamper with the 2023 election vote to further urge our species as a whole towards the brink of extinction. the aliens knew vladimir putin was scared (or respective) of donald trump, and so in the 2020 election, they rigged our election to make sure someone other than donald trump would be elected. i believe this because of the uncoincidental timeline of major us and russian/ukraine political events leading up to russia's engage in wwiii. russia/ukraine border tensions rise > donald trump is elected president > vladimir putin halts military efforts > 2020 election > rumors of tampered elections spread > joe biden is elected president > vladimir putin invades ukraine > usa makes nuclear threats to russia. this is further supported by the fact that wagner has now turned on russia with the upcoming 2024 election, suggesting that the aliens knew because of the 2020 election rumors, they couldn't pull off another election rig and had to go to internal relations to proceed with their plan.
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Why would aliens care about us
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