Ehh... it's difficult to make a funny chess reference and I'm pretty sure I didn't pull it off.

I DON'T GET WHY TRUMP'S SPENDING ALL THEM CAMPAIGN DOLLARS ON LAWYERS HE DON'T NEED; I KNOW, RIGHT? IF HE'S "DONE NOTHING WRONG"... NEVERMIND - ROOKED TO KING'S PAWN TOO, THE GAME IS AFOOT; WAIT... YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK POLITICS WITH--; SO YOU'RE QUESTIONING WHY TRUMP'S PAYING LAWYERS HE DOESN'T NEED... SOUNDS LIKE DEEP DOWN, YOU KNOW HE'S GUILTY