Beds... Are kind of like phone chargers for humans; Hello, and here's some shower thoughts; Deaf people probably notice less helicopters flying by than people who can hear; A 500 page book technically only has 250 pages in it; If rescued people don't clean up the HELP signs they wrote; Future rescuers might spend hours looking for someone who isn't there; Does a straw have one hole or two holes? Nothing is ever on fire; FIRE is on THINGS; If life is unfair to everyone; Doesn't that mean life is actually fair? If somebody invented time travel; Doesn't that just mean it was always there? Only 2% of people can type "sneaky slithery snakes" with their eyes closed
