Behold, the grate-est cheesiest cheese puns of all time... probably:; "I have no motivation to exercise, and because of this, I'm getting feta and feta"; "Why aren't Swiss cheese slices good at golf? Because they get way more than just a hole-in-one"; "What's the best cheese variant musician-wise? Mozart-ella sticks; "Did you hear about the cheese factory disaster? There was an explosion, and lots of de-brie got everywhere"; "As a king who loves cheese, I say we surround the castle with moat-zarella"; Thanks for reading all of this, even if the puns may have not been... gouda