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BY NOW YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD THAT DEAR LEADER IS SPENDING ROUGHLY HALF OF WHAT YOU GIVE HIM FOR THE CAMPAIGN TO PAY HIS CRIMINAL DEFENSE LAWYERS... THAT AND HE'S ALLEGEDLY BEEN FUNNELLING CAMPAIGN FUNDS TO MELANIA; MEANWHILE, HE AND HIS LAWYERS KEEP PUBLICLY INSISTING THAT HE'S DONE NOTHING WRONG, COMMITTED NO CRIMES -BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY'RE NOT PUSHING TO GET HIM IN FRONT OF A JURY OR HAVE A BENCH TRIAL, CRUSH THE CHARGES AGAINST HIM ASAP; -WHICH IS WEIRD CONSIDERING HOW MUCH CREDIBILITY AND POLITICAL CAPITAL HE'D EARN BY DOING SO. I MEAN... YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO KEEP SENDING HIM MONEY REGARDLESS, RIGHT? SO WHY DOESN'T HE JUST GET THE COURT ENGAGEMENTS OUT OF THE WAY? IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GOING TO LOSE YOUR DONATIONS. UNLESS, OF COURSE, HE AND HIS LAWYERS KNOW THE PROSECUTORS HAVE HIM COLD AND HE'S SCRAMBLING TO PREVENT A PUBLIC AIRING OF WHAT HE'S BEEN UP TO... IN WHICH CASE, IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO DELAY TRIAL FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE... ESPECIALLY WHEN A CAMPAIGN VICTORY WOULD POSITION HIM TO CORRUPTLY ORDER THE DOJ TO STAND DOWN, PUT OFF STATE-LEVEL PROSECUTION FOR 4 YEARS
