Zasłużyłeś na to, mój synu
(translation: you earned this my son)

Dayum a old woman with a gernade launcher
I would be careful not to insult her cooking again

I prefer the AA 12

based

for me, it's the Remy M870

I prefer an MG42

Nah, you gotta go with the M3A1 Grease Gun

I prefer to keep it to myself and deal with it by myself

I prefer the Gewehr 43

I prefer the ak 92

I prefer the M1A2 Abrams

Ak47 will do

I wish my grandparent were like this.

give me the ak-47 please.

When I WAS A KID, I just KILLED people

genuinely made me laugh out loud

Ah yes, A marines favorite head exploder

Me: peels a banana and rapid firing bullets shoot out

School: tell us so we can give the kid that got bullied detention