Please what does any of this even mean help

wait shit i read it wrong lemme uh read it again

the store owns the world
your soulmate is a goofus
you won loads of things
your bff is a merchant
and you’ll be strong in the future!!!

Yayyy lol

Spamton G Spamton

SPAMTON BFF

YES

1. No bystanders by Travis Scott
2. Shotta flow by NLE choppa
3. Rich flex by drake
4. Nonstop by drake
5. Just wanna rock by lil uzi vert
Conclusion: I like rap way too much

Lol this is probably what mine will look like as well

Congrats your soulmate is a goose

A silly goose 🪿 nyeh heh heh heh heh

Welcome to a roller coaster called my playlist
1. Layers by NF (ehhh)
2. Truth or Dare by Emily Osment (okayyy?)
3. Lavendar Town theme from pokemon (yes)
4. I've no more fùcks to give (Hell yes. )
5. How you like that by BLACKPINK (no idea)

What I got (my playlist is random af so welcome to a rollar coaster here)

1( No No Square (YES THE ONE BY THE BOYS AND YES YOU BET I WILL PLAY THIS AT MY WEDDING)

2( Hit Em Up Style (Huh, interesting)

3( I Love You Like An Alcoholic (NAHHH PURE EVIL)

4( Jenny [I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship] (Oooo)

5( Psycho (Real)

1. Confident by Demi Lovato (as an LDS member this is disconcerting)
2. Sweet Dreams but I put Kahoot music over it by zacj (Also scary)
3. SAVE the world by Toby Fox (Totally epic)
4. Believer by Imagine Dragons (Idk how to feel about this)
5. She's So Gone by Naomi Scott (Heck yeah!)

Slay

1. BIG BANG (From Deltarune: Chapter Rewritten)
2. Flashback (From Deltarune)
3. Swing Factory (From Yo! Noid 2)
4. Dungeon Freakshow (From Pizza Tower)
5. Medicine (By Pleasantries)

Korn - Shoots And Ladders
Snot - Stoopid
Psychostick - Bruce Campbell
Slipknot - Get This
System of a Down - War?
I am messed up.

i will pay you actual money to give me your bff

No I'm keeping my skrunkly spamton

nooooo
i wanna be a [[big shot]]

Ok this is from my liked songs playlist
.
How it ends- Huddy
You'd be paranoid too( if everyone you knew was out to get you)- Waterparks
Let you down- NF
Heathens- Twenty One Pilots
NUMB- Chri$tian Gate$
.
My life's gonna suck lol

1: You And Me - Yelawolf (ngl I prob would play that)
2: Faded (Instrumental) - Alan Walker (what😭)
3: Arcade - Half an Orange, Nitro Fun (unlikely)
4: Liang - Carta (no clue, it’s sort of EDM)
5: Demon Mode - Stileto, AViVA (😈)

…

what does it mean

My guess is
(1 is just a song that plays so nothin to guess for it)
2: nonexistent
(Same as 1)
4: Maybe they like party music?
5: 😈😈😈😈😈😈

Bet brb

“Put your records on” -Rick Montgomery
Alright, sure.
“Waffle House” -Jonas Bros
Oh shit
“Clear Day” -Bensound
WE DYIN HERMITCRAFT STYLE B!TCHES
“Sunday Morning Views” -Drod
how-
“Only Human” -Ryan Mack
… I’ll accept it I guess

Only one issue: waffle house okaygoodbye

Yeah I normally don’t listen to the Jonas Brothers (like never) but I kinda accidentally attached this song to some of my favourite characters so I kinda got emotionally attached to the song lol

Hermitcraft style? What does that have to do with hermitcraft?

“Cear Day” by Bensound is the Hermitcraft Recap theme

Oh. Imagine if it was The Super Weapon though.

Well, for number 5, I got Welcome To the Jungle, so idk what that says about my future lol

The f**king loser stink vibes radiating off of your 8-day-without-showering-crusty-musty-ass-clothes are so intense, i had to physically go grab a clothespin to prevent my poor soul from wilting under the noxious fumes.

Come back when you choose to treat humans like humans.

Thx ;3

Flag and ignore

First, your name is pizza ninja so your 2018 ass can not be talking like that. Second, you seem like the type of person to enjoy genshin/ league, so already you are at the level of a professional discord mod, and finally instead of touching grass or maybe even taking a shower, you chose to do none of that, but instead post stupid shit like that on a meme website. So until you get your genshin playing Discord mod built ass Reddit mod lookin ass stuck in 2018 ass out your mamas basement, don’t talk to anybody like you’re better cause you’re not.

Flag and ignore

Daymmm gottem