/j (note: bro this was supposed to be a /j post not a /srs one)

In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents and 2048 ninth great-grandparents. For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, just for you to put on a maid dress and cat ears?

I’m too cool to put on a maid dress 🥱

nuh uh, no splatoon player is cool (I play it, I should know)

Ah shi—

I’m too tired to put on a maid dress

LMAO THE ENDING

A stack of fourth grandparents

Let's make this drama wholesome

I'm going to kill myself now

why

Because I am not worth it

the stream would probably collapse without you

I know but I also cause lots of drama

you serious rn? take one good look at eggy, then think about what you just said about causing drama. you’re def one of the best users here

Bruh most of Eggy's drama stemmed from me

you get the idea. you don’t cause much drama, and when you do, it’s very small. we still think you’re an amazing user.

now if you really, REALLY want to start drama: collector ain’t THAT strong, he’s fully dependent on his gadgets and weapons. how strong is he physically?

Maybe thats why he got beaten up by He, the ultimate God of Apocalypse, well he is a being of ultimate power, and the only thing that could kill him is someone of equal power

And that's why Apex is technically stronger because he doesn't rely on technology and uses his hard worked on Kaiser power

Shiver x Eggy = chaos.

I’M NOT SHIPPING THEM

you are not shipping users.

No it’s multiplication LOL

I meant in multiplication

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

He meant as a math problem

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT. I MEANT YOU AND EGGY CREATE CHAOS

Noooooo

technically, lots of ocs here are stronger than him, but only physically. They’d be screwed in a regular battle.

Like the Tyrant

we should make a physical strength tierlist

The Tyrant literally has the strongest physical strength

Dr.Bob49 is worse than Sylc

they’re the same level of controversial

Wait didn’t you post the imgflip bossfights poster?

I forgor banisher, creator, and the 2 limitlesses

Oh

I succeeded in drama

You succeed in making people think the opposite of what you mean 🤣

Yes

That /j meant nothing

time to get all of my controversial opinions out (maybe one of these will start drama lmao)
hero forge ocs are cringe
eggy posts too much about ove x astra
dr bob can be a shit head sometimes
everyone saying "because yes" is cringe
shipping ocs is also cringe
there is a stats inflation on this stream
pearlfan is also kinda a simp because she always votes shiver in 1st place on the poll posts
and finally, sylc is a bitch

1. Yes
2. It’s cute thoooo
3. Everyone can
4. But it’s fun
5. But it’s fun!
6. Wdym
7. Maybe pearlfan just has a really high opinion of Shiver?
8. Yes

I agree with most of these

I agree with all of them
-learn to draw bozos
-eggy please shut up about your ship you ship too much
-(Jetstream Sam true, true gif)
-because yes
-frfr
-idc about having op ocs anymore, that’s what soulless phantom was SUPPOSED to be but I gave up
-pearlfan meatrides shiver. I think we already knew that.
-frfr

Dude wtf

sorry

I do not meatride him
He is just my best friend and I think highly of him

I’m one of those idiots whose opinion is easily changed

Okay??

YLM’s comment

Wait wa-

Excuse me!?

it’s true though (at least the 2nd part is)

Because he is my friend and I think highly of him!!

what nugget said

What I said to nugget

actually it’s just confusing when I say it like that. I changed my opinion, but just try to be a little less biased on the polls

I wasn’t being biased, I legitimately think he is the best of those categories I voted him first on

oh
well shit
i did think that one of them would start drama but now it’s meaningless, there was a misunderstanding and i just made people mad
classic me sharing my uneducated opinions and starting drama over it

Oh so I can't have a best friend!?! What the f**k

no it’s fine
but like there are other people that she could’ve voted 1st place
for example, my votes, I don’t use bias in those votes, I just base them off of what the user does, like when I put dr bob in 3rd place on the story writer poll, I don’t really like him his stories are just good.

-no, your oc is a twig
-yes
-no
-who says that?
-yes
-?
-nah, they are just supportive friends go***amn
-kinda yeah