what are all of the details on your birth certificate?

idfk i haven't seen it in years

what is your address and city of residence

Are there certain opinions you refrain from articulating because the feds are tracking you?

Ehh. They probably are.

I asked: Are there certain opinions that you refrain from articulating because of it?

not rly

This is your banker kenedy speaking asking for simple information

What's your phone number and dad birthday so i can check if your money still on your account?
Not stealing

I don't have a phone

I never knew my dad, so why would I know his birthday?

Look like im on the wrong account sir
I'll find your account so you can answer the provided info
I already checked several of my clients account and now im driving a bugatti because they were nice enough

Can I make a new account and make a deposit?

Yes sir
Make sure to deposit your whole life savings into the account and I'll check on your account to take care of technical issues that you may encounter

Thanks man I really appriciate *Puts Monopoly money into the account*

Thank you sir,

Your account been updated to remove technical issues and now all your deposits is not there because it was never there
Unfortunately the money is useless and failed my test when i tested it on the greenish animatronic i found on sell for one dollar

Please put real money in next time in order to pass the expensive payment test

have you licked your sisters buttcheecks naked while in bed before

I don't have a sister

cool, me too