Apex: *Chaotic laughing* And who's going to stop me

Astra: 7t8t0x.gif (click to show)

Apex: Oh no a gun... what will I possibly do!?!
*Apex laughs maniacally again*

Astra: you underestimate my guns.

*She shoots them all at once and it's like that scene from 300 with the arrows blocking the sun*

*The bullets freeze in mid air*
Apex: You know this isn't the first time someone tried to shoot me
*Apex quickly sends all the bullets back at Astra*

*she turns into liquid and the bullets go right through her, then she reforms*

Astra: DON'T. TOUCH. THE CHILD.

*She pulls out her spear*

Apex: *Yawns* Go tell your father to not f**k with me
*Apex stands still*

*collector appears*

Collector: I should be saying the same to you.

*He pulls out his sword*

Apex: *Starts laughing more maniacally and puts Astra in an box using Kaiser power* You better not waste my time

*collector breaks the box*

Collector: as long as you don't waste mine.

Apex: *Forms his Kaiser's sabre* I'll show you what a Kaiser can do

Collector: bring it, b*tch.

*Apex waits for collector to strike*

*collector hits apex in the head with the blunt side of his sword, apex is bleeding but somehow wasn't knocked unconscious*

Collector: I must admit, you're the first one to take that hit and stay awake.

*Apex instead stops the sword*
Apex: Nope
*Apex redirects the attack to Collector*

my honest reaction:

Apex: *Takes the crucible via Kaiser power* Next

Phantom: