Me when I find out that I am 1% American:

I’m 0% Russian and I serve the Soviet Union

i'm a good chunk German. my lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke

Same

Ich bin sehr Deutsch, ich Aufschlag der vaterland

Lololololololol

Lol im 50% Russain

See my memechat when you get the chance

Bro I'm Russian, German, Irish, Ukrainian, Scottish, and, Native American, wth am I

Why when I first looked at this did I see Hitler shaking the hands of people in his army?

When im 0.00000001% black: what up Ni-