Me when I find out that I am 1% American:

i'm a good chunk German. my lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke

Same

I’m 0% Russian and I serve the Soviet Union

Why when I first looked at this did I see Hitler shaking the hands of people in his army?

Ich bin sehr Deutsch, ich Aufschlag der vaterland

Lololololololol

Bro I'm Russian, German, Irish, Ukrainian, Scottish, and, Native American, wth am I

When im 0.00000001% black: what up Ni-

Lol im 50% Russain

See my memechat when you get the chance