There's a sentry at the door

W

I'd do that if anyone broke into my house

*Blackened intro plays*

darthtricera W

KILL BOTH OF THEM

If you break into my house get ready for the worst kick in your b*lls ever

You guys need guns? I just need my hands

You need hands ?

I just need my feet

Bro started calls 911 rn

omw

being pre-cooked makes the vore part more enticing

I have absolutely no idea how to respond to that

what

I apear out of my boogaloo hole and shank you in the back.

ok

there is a Natasha that i wound up

Probably start running for the gun safe.

I’d get a German MG42 and hose them down

Tf

Friendly heavy, that one heavy that doesn’t attack anyone in the lobby and just gives out sandviches

Sandviches 👍
Friendly 👎

me irl

"me irl"

you're a 14 year old scrawny teenager who think's they are edgy, not a fat russian

15 and i don't like being edgy i like being silly!!! and nice!!

Sorta except I am smol

Fr

W

You want to dress like an animal I'll hunt you like an animal

alexa release the roombas

Oh boy, time to sell some bodies on the black market for money.