But wait... there's boor!!!

"My lawyers, due to their respect for the Office of the President and the incredulity of the case, did not want me to testify or even be at the trial.”; -Donald J. Trump shovelling up some full-on bullshit about what his layers wanted during the E. Jean Carroll trial, likely hoping the cult won't spend any time cogitating on the fact that defense lawyers only keep their clients off the stand when they know there's no way the client will do anything but wreck their defense strategy.