Attention class, some of you need to go back to school. I'll be your teacher

This is the definition of pornography published in the dictionary Oxford Languages. When you google "define pornography", this is what you get. [Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity...] According to this dictionary, an image of a nude figure who is not engaged in sexual activity and where no sexual organs are visible automatically fails to meet the definitional criteria of pornography. (Telling someone to fxck themself might qualify as pornography though, so for me to say "f**k you Crusaders, go f**k yourselves up the ass with a pike staff" is definitionally far more pornographic than any of the images I've posted on this site. Next case.