Water-training 101

I tried that and i got arrested.

Well, not like your girlfriend will live much longer anyway. RIP. (Hydrophobia is a common symptom of rabies, once symptoms pop up, its almost impossible to survive)

What a sad way to go out :<

Didn’t work

Now all I have is another dead body on my hands 💀

Just realized that this is an addition to my sex doll collection >:)

Oh no ;-;

I also tried that. We had great make up sex afterwards. Though I am still sad she starved to death first

We need to leave this planet as soon as possible-

https://imgflip.com/gif/7st9a6

*inhales* SIR WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

We call it "training" XDDD

Ah. Understandable

Wait about 6-8 years. Her kidneys shouldn't work anymore

Noted, thanks :D

You might need to note that your girlfriend has rabies.

been there done that

You did...
w h a t ?
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The upvote number is quite… nice

What amount of points was it at?
Unless you're talking about 42, which is what it's at rn :)

Look at the bottom right of the image itself

Oh, XD
Noice...

I.. uh... I... You...
Ok

That's SMART :O