Most accurate portrayal of Roblox moderation:

Me, who has 35 alts I forgot the passwords to:

I have one with the same password as my main

No, I have 35 alts. All had the same password.

somebody please tell me if this is real or not

It’s not. I found it on a YouTube video and thought it was pretty accurate to what they would do.
It says “Your account has been terminated.” at the bottom.

ah, okey, thanks

Dang, a five year ban for saying bye. That’s harsh.

Just how I got a week long ban for saying hi.

Did you actually get banned for that?!?!?!?!

Yep. They said it was harassment. Even worse it was on the first anniversary of my second account,

Ouch!